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Joke. by Jasper(m): 10:33pm on February 21
Teacher, are you actually sleeping in the middle of a class?

- No, of course, I am not.

- Then how would you explain what you are doing?

- I am talking to God!

The next day. The same teacher is tutoring the same class. It is just as dull as on the previous day, so Akpos exhausted and not at all interested falls asleep. The teacher walks up to him and asks:

- Akpos, are you sleeping?

- No, teacher, I am not. I am talking to God as well.

- Oh, really?! And what is He telling you then?

- That He has no record of talking to you yesterday.

2. One of the funny naija jokes

“There is no love like mine.”

A man is talking to his woman. Suddenly, she interrupts him and asks:


Woman: Akpos, do you love me?

Akpos: Sure thing, I do/

Woman: How much do you love me then?

Akpos: Words cannot describe.How much!

Woman: Akpos, come on. Tell me!

Akpos (looking at his smartphone): Well, if I were a smartphone, my life without you would be pointless like a smartphone without its SIM card.

Woman: Oh, this is so sweet! (tears od happiness)

Akpos (in his mind): Yes, good thing I am a smartphone with room for two SIM cards.


3. One of the most popular Christian jokes about Akpos in Nigeria

Akpos was taking a walk in the wild places. Suddenly, a bush moved, and he saw a lion running toward him. Being a Christian, he decided to pray and ask God to save him.

After a short but passionate prayer, he opened his eyes only to notice a lion kneeling down and praying with its eyes closed. Puzzled Akpos asked the lion:

- So, are you also a Christian, right?

The lion opened its eyes and shushed at Akpos:

- Don't you know one has to say a prayer before having lunch?!

4. Computer genius

Akpos is typing his password on a computer. A friend sees it and asks him with genuine interest

Friend: Akpos, why does your password say “Samson”?

Akpos: I chose it after the system had said my previous password was rather weak.

5. Akpos came from school looking confused. His mother asks him:

Mother. Why is it that you seem puzzled? Was there anything wrong with your paper today?

Akpos: Yes, mum. The teacher asked what the past form of the word “think” was. I could not remember it, so I spent much time on it. I thought and thought, and decided that the right answer was “thinked.”

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6. Among other funny Christian jokes of Akpos is the one called “Many are called”

Akpos is at a Sunday school class. A taught is checking how people learned the Bible verses at home. So he starts:

Teacher: Akpos, finish the sentence: “Many are called but…”

Akpos: … but few have credit to call you back.”

7. One of the top Nigerian jokes about Akpos and a lawyer.

Akpos asks a lawyer for advice:

Akpos: Mister Black, please help me. My neighbour won't give my money back, and I really need them.

Lawyer: No problem. Just provide the evidence he actually took that money.

Akpos: But I have no evidence.

Lawyer: That’s no problem. How much does he owe you?

Akpos: $600.

Lawyer: Then just text him and ask him to pay you your $2000 back.

Akpos: Bu he only owes me $600.

Lawyer: That’s what he will answer, and you will get evidence.

8. And here is one of the funny jokes about men.

A pissed off wife calls her husband.

Wife: Where on earth are you?

Husband: Don’t be so angry, dear. Remember an old antique store downtown you took me to last week?

Wife (melting): Yes, love.


Husband: The one where you pointed at a beautiful and quite expensive tiara and told me you really wanted it.

Wife: Of course, I do (eyes full of hope).

Husband: Well, then don’t worry. Because I am in the car repair shop right next to it.


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Re: Joke. by juicyNee(f): 11:05pm on February 21
That is the funniest thing i've seen today

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Re: Joke. by ebu2014p(m): 12:58am on February 22
Already noted now now

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Re: Joke. by iamfavour(m): 2:15am on February 22
lol very funny oh

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Re: Joke. by Tori(f): 1:43pm on February 23
Hahaha...so funny, Akpos o

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Re: Joke. by DaSylva(m): 1:51am on March 26
These jokes are interwoven and somewhat not funny, really. a review would do better.

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Re: Joke. by femioba(m): 2:47pm on March 26
Dis one funny

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Re: Joke. by Excel(m): 3:19pm on March 27
kpos: Yes, mum. The teacher asked what the past form of the word “think” was. I could not remember it, so I spent much time on it. I thought and thought, and decided that the right answer was “thinked.”

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Re: Joke. by Harmdrumz(m): 3:12pm on March 28
Really a joke indeed.

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Re: Joke. by stylzjeh(m): 10:36am on March 31
Kind of a joke .

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Re: Joke. by Goziebest(m): 5:03pm on April 28
hahaha this is so funny

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Re: Joke. by Bestme(m): 8:50am on June 6
I am talking to God!

The next day. The same teacher is tutoring the same class. It is just as dull as on the previous day, so Akpos exhausted and not at all interested falls asleep. The teacher walks up to him and asks:

- Akpos, are you sleeping?

- No, teacher, I am not. I am talking to God as well.

- Oh, really?! And what is He telling you then?

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Re: Joke. by iamdaniel(m): 6:55am on June 29
he was meditating not sleeping

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Re: Joke. by Sambest(m): 3:00am on July 9
This is funny

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Re: Joke. by Bidemi(m): 12:33pm on August 11
Funny you nice one brother

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Re: Joke. by (f): 1:55pm on August 11
Good one bro
Keep it up

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Re: Joke. by Chy(f): 4:11pm on August 11
Akpos taught and taught and finally wrote thinker as past tense.

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Re: Joke. by DAMEX_P-GOLD(m): 5:34pm on August 11
Nice one bro all of them are really funny keep it up.

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Re: Joke. by Angelmathew(m): 9:05pm on August 11
8-O8-O8-O

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Re: Joke. by EmmI234(m): 9:21pm on August 11
It's not ideal to be sleeping during classes as a student

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Re: Joke. by nnaji062(m): 10:28pm on August 11
But bros oo, you na akpos brother, I nearly die of laughter.

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Re: Joke. by felixian(m): 10:37pm on August 11
Lollll So Funny, He His Also Talking To God Now Let Him Be

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Re: Joke. by Gystluva(m): 10:40pm on August 11
You will be able to make it

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